I pwomis to update son, dad said I had to.
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Hi everybudy, I went to my first manners class and I was so egcited dat I had no idea dad and mum were der. Dere was dis cute litle bull-dog der dat I wanted to play with so bad but dad wouldnt let me :( Dad twied to twick me into doin what he says by feedin me gwilled pork chop but it didnt work bery well. I dink I made him upset but I was just so egcited I hope he isnt mad at me. I will twy to do beder dis wednesday. Dad is takin some time off work and gonna work/play with me before class, I cant wait. I want to make dad happy but it is hard with all dose doggies awound I get so egcited, but I pwomise to twy really hard dis time. I got so bored at de end I twied to get out of my collar it didnt work but I twied and finally I just plooped down and laid dere and said forget about it.
Hey everybudy dad and mum took me to de vet last night. I couldnt poop, I twied to show dem I was fine but dad is a wury wart and said we had to go. Well after a lot of waitin in the woom with all kinds of new smells and sounds I got bored and started makin sounds and finally this nice young lady come and got me. She took me to de back where only employees (whadeva dose are) go, I felt special. Den she took a picture of me but it wasnt me it was the inside of me (how stwange). Dey talked to dad (she said I was a good boy, dad didnt bewieve her he said dey must of had de wrong dog I didnt dink that was funny) and told him everyding should be fine, same ding I was sayin, he just doesnt listen to me. Any ways he has to go on poop patrol and watch for sumeding to pass (I will give him sumeding hehe).